BUT ONLY TO KEEP HIS BICEPS PERKY
Harry Styles might be a lover and not a fighter, but these days he's been working on a specific set of skills. Skills he has acquired over a long career. A set of skills that make him a nightmare for people like you.
Oh wait, that's Taken isn't it?
Still, robbers and baddies of the world better watch out as apparently they won't want to meet Harold down a dark alleyway any time soon as he's gone and started taking self-defence classes.
To be fair, this isn't because he's worried about people trying to start on him, but apparently because Harry actually quite fancies looking like a human version of a Ken Doll to further his dreams to be a movie star. As if that wasn't enough of a surprise, it's not his trainer who he's turned to for advice on how to live this dream, but supposedly Clint Eastwood.
Yes, really.
“Clint spoke to Harry about his future in Tinseltown. They discussed movie projects and then got on to the subject of achieving an action hero’s physique," an insider apparently told The Daily Star, presumably before running off to do a bit of booty clapping with a leprechaun.
“Clint had plenty to say on what Harry should do if he ever wanted to be considered leading man material.”
Unfortunately the advice from Clint didn't involve pumping iron with nothing but his bum cheeks and instead he apparently advised Harold to try out Krav Manga, a self-defence technique used by the military in Israel that incorportates Muay Thai boxing, Jujitsu and street fighting.
The nosey parker added: “Louis and Liam are also raving about KM now. They’ve even been having a body competition – comparing their biceps over Instagram!”
Now, we don't know about you but we are fairly regular visitors to Harry, Luigi and Nialler's Instagrams and we are yet to see any evidence of this. If we've said it once, we've said it 42,350 times: PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
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